1. graystripe:

    once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  2. me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

    clock: 8:00

    me: *pretends i didn’t see*

    (via happiest)

    you make me feel like i'm living the...

    (Source: flechter, via snuggleirwin)

  3. foodchewer:

    i think my parents need to move out

    (via roszlynch)

  4. (Source: gold-kushkloudz, via hate)

  5. bae-leaves:

    when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

    image

    (via zaynsbro)

  6. elegancea:

    Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

    (via guy)

  7. svveden:

    svveden:

    what do you call a sphere full of idiots

    earth

    (via gnarly)

  8. peppapigvevo:

    rosaparking:

    drunktrophywife:

    blacktinabelcher:

    Why is this Freddie from icarly

    I TOLD YALL HE WAS HOT

    WHAT THE FUCK

    WAIT A MINUTE

    (via hollyloujah)

    5 Seconds Of Summer Studio Session

    (Source: ashtonbangme, via ashtonbangme)